Probably Stolen out forSince Oct 28, 2026

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Characters

Probably Stolen's named visitors include the Mentor, Joe Wild, Dr. Jackson, Georgio, Sawyer, Officer Lun, Cadet Serpico, Eleanor, Lou, the Butcher and the Landlord, several with finished storylines in version 1.0.

Probably Stolen's story runs through recurring visitors at your window, and version 1.0 finished the arcs of Lou, Eleanor, Officer Lun and Cadet Serpico, with new backstories for the Wanted list.

A wall safe display, a teal phone keypad, a 3D printer window with modules and a customer with an eye patch behind the window.
The shop phone's keypad and a 3D Printer window sit open over the counter, as a display reads Day 34, Saturday, payment due tomorrow, in an official Steam store image of Probably Stolen Questing Goose Studio and tinyBuild

Helpers

A dark panel with rows of small icons and a description column at left.
Wild's Network lists upgrades under Referral, Favor, Informant, Supplier, Service and Gunsmith, with Wild's Fixers selected at 350 Credits, in an official Steam store image of Probably Stolen Questing Goose Studio and tinyBuild

Storylines

Officer Lun gives you the Wanted list on Day 1. Cadet Serpico, per KeenGamer, is a corrupt cadet in a particular event. Eleanor comes on Day 23, buying Food and Household Goods, and later sells. Lou has the largest bounty, 1,500, and the most ways to end your run: two Bombed endings. She cannot be shot. The Butcher sells raw meat, on a 450 bounty, and has fans enough for an Organ Trader scenario.

The Landlord

He collects rent and raises it every week, and you buy the deed from him. He also sells perfume, snacks and toilet paper, and may offer you a vending machine.

Frequently asked questions

Who is Lou in Probably Stolen? The studio calls Lou a criminal mastermind; she carries Probably Stolen's largest bounty, 1,500 credits.

Can you romance anyone in Probably Stolen? No, the studio said at launch there is "no romancing for now", even with more Georgio.

Who is Joe Wild in Probably Stolen? A fixer you reach by phone who sells insurance, informants and network upgrades for favor.

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Moments

I opened a pawn shop with STOLEN items in a dystopian future!

Real Civil Engineer

  1. Officer Lun gives you the Wanted list on Day 1. Cadet Serpico, per KeenGamer, is a corrupt cadet in a particular…

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A dark panel with rows of small icons and a description column at left.A wall safe display, a teal phone keypad, a 3D printer window with modules and a customer with an eye patch behind the window.

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Last updated Oct 30, 2026 by the Vi.ki team. Page text CC BY-SA 4.0.

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