Characters
Probably Stolen's named visitors include the Mentor, Joe Wild, Dr. Jackson, Georgio, Sawyer, Officer Lun, Cadet Serpico, Eleanor, Lou, the Butcher and the Landlord, several with finished storylines in version 1.0.
Probably Stolen's story runs through recurring visitors at your window, and version 1.0 finished the arcs of Lou, Eleanor, Officer Lun and Cadet Serpico, with new backstories for the Wanted list.
Helpers
- The Mentor: teaches the systems and leaves 18 notes. The loan only got you in the door.
- Joe Wild: sells protection from Day 4, insurance and informants, and from Day 7 upgrades for favor, which you reach by shop phone. A store image shows him as Jonathan Wild.
- Dr. Jackson: sells electronics and machines, including ways to hide contraband, and buys materials.
- Georgio: sells scrap, kits and services. The studio promises more Georgio, "but no romancing for now". TreyexGaming's playtest says investing with him returns a Scavenger's Token, which can now be kept in the Dossier.
- Sawyer: the janitor, who brings the Underground Exchange from Day 25: items left in the Trash Can are swapped overnight if Janitorial is ticked.
Storylines
Officer Lun gives you the Wanted list on Day 1. Cadet Serpico, per KeenGamer, is a corrupt cadet in a particular event. Eleanor comes on Day 23, buying Food and Household Goods, and later sells. Lou has the largest bounty, 1,500, and the most ways to end your run: two Bombed endings. She cannot be shot. The Butcher sells raw meat, on a 450 bounty, and has fans enough for an Organ Trader scenario.
The Landlord
He collects rent and raises it every week, and you buy the deed from him. He also sells perfume, snacks and toilet paper, and may offer you a vending machine.
Frequently asked questions
Who is Lou in Probably Stolen? The studio calls Lou a criminal mastermind; she carries Probably Stolen's largest bounty, 1,500 credits.
Can you romance anyone in Probably Stolen? No, the studio said at launch there is "no romancing for now", even with more Georgio.
Who is Joe Wild in Probably Stolen? A fixer you reach by phone who sells insurance, informants and network upgrades for favor.
Sources
- Probably Stolen is OUT NOW!, Questing Goose Studio and tinyBuild on Steam, Oct 28, 2026
- Every Customer and Visitor in Probably Stolen (Who Buys What), AllThingsHow, Oct 29, 2026
- Probably Stolen Preview, The Wand Report (Grace Dean), Aug 4, 2026
- Probably Stolen: Complete Walkthrough & Beginner Tips, KeenGamer (Ali Amir), Oct 28, 2026
- Probably Stolen Guide: Every Step From Day 1 to Buying the Store, AllThingsHow, Oct 29, 2026
- Probably Stolen - Cyberpunk Shopkeeper Sim, Steam, read Oct 31, 2026
- Probably Stolen Beginner Guide - Tips and Tricks, TreyexGaming (Eric Langell), Sep 15, 2026
- Hotfix & Bell Hotkey Rebind - 1.0.0.5, Questing Goose Studio and tinyBuild on Steam, Oct 30, 2026
- Probably Stolen tips: rent, contraband and fakes, GitM, Oct 30, 2026
- Probably Stolen wanted list: Arthur Lafleur, John Smith, GitM, Oct 30, 2026
- Probably Stolen: All 17 Endings and How to Get Each One, AllThingsHow, Oct 29, 2026
- Water Balance & Hotfix - 1.0.0.2, Questing Goose Studio and tinyBuild on Steam, Oct 28, 2026
- Every Wanted List Bounty in Probably Stolen and How to Report Wanted Customers, AllThingsHow, Oct 29, 2026
- Opening October 28: What's in Store for 1.0 Release?, Questing Goose Studio and tinyBuild on Steam, Oct 21, 2026
- I opened a pawn shop with STOLEN items in a dystopian future!, Real Civil Engineer, Aug 3, 2026 (video)
Moments
I opened a pawn shop with STOLEN items in a dystopian future!
Real Civil Engineer